The Incomprehensible Style Asshole
Think modern-day Prince with out the musical talent or the fashion conscience mindset, wait, don’t think Prince at all!
Kanye West’s fashion show companion Taz Arnold, who The Los Angeles Times referred to as “An urban peacock whose tribal look samples the preppies of Brentwood, the punks of North Hollywood, the skaters of Venice, the hippies of the canyons and the hip-hoppers of South-Central,” has caused quite a stir in recent fashion news.
However, The Urbanian would like to be the first to respectfully disagree with so many publications that are praising his outlandishly overdone sense of style. Arnold, who claims to be the master of his own exsistence and the center of the universe on his Myspace page, is a native of South L.A. but looks more like he stepped right out of his mothers closet when he used to play dress up as a young child.
Although Arnold has managed to surrond himself with famous people and work his way up in the entertainment world, his attention seeking style is nothing but obnoxious and annoying. When his career began after Dr. Dre signed one of Arnold’s personal discoveries, things took off. The discovery lead to the start of Sa-Ra Creative Partners, a production company that has worked with the likes of Kanye West, Herbie Hancock, Iggy Pop, Erykah Badu and others.
While touching up his debut solo album that is set to release in the summer, Arnold has been dilligently working to destroy the rest of the fashion industry with his own personal fashion line TI$A (Taz Is So Arnold, tisavison.tv).
But don’t worry, Arnold attempts to explain his reasoning for his routine fashion mishaps in a quote that is almost as outrageous as the pictures of him wearing what appear to be women’s dresses and zebra skin tights.
“When you see me dressed tripped out it’s because I grew up in a certain era. I’m mixing and matching different extremes. So when you see me its not some random craziness—there’s a history behind all that stuff. And for the record I’m not a fashionable person. Fashion is a pre-packaged style. I’m more a style person. It’s about being original and being an individual.”
Any man deserves respect for wanting be an indvidual, but the line has to be drawn somewhere. Mr Arnold, I want to apologize for misinterpreting what TI$A stood for. Unfortunately I was wrong when I assumed it meant The Incomprehensible Style Asshole.
Sorry Kanye, you know I respect your talent but I have got to give you a thumbs down for hanging around and promoting this sorry excuse of a man.
Related Posts
11 Responses to “The Incomprehensible Style Asshole”
Leave a Reply
but I love me my TAZ.
Hah, YOU must be the Incomprensible Blogger Asshole! How intelligent and beautiful of you, to write such big words, that are sooooooooo expressive —describing every piece, detailed characteristics under the fullness and basically capturing the "essence" of a MAN, in which you find….garbage and sorry so to speak? Now, if that’s the greatest bullshitter I’ve ever seen I don’t know what is….Taz Arnold is paid and you’re just lamee. End of story….climb off of the bullshit, thank you.
Also my comment is for the team members; Kenny, Kevin, Neal and Cole….y’all must have reallyyyy small dicks and fool around with Ho’s. Anytime another man, has to blog and downgrad another man even if he feels it being "productive", is on some serious bitchassness. You young men need to check your behaviors quickly. Only the insecure comes out with a lot of talking. When y’all reach any type of "level" of high class then begin to talk shit and continue…until then sweeties, your ranting venting disagreeing with MONEY is just based upon shit you cant afford. Again, falll back off of the bullshit.
Y’all better watch out, y’all.
I’ve been regularly taking ExtenZe to try and fix that problem
Cassandra,
I sincerely appreciate your feedback. You are correct in assuming we couldn’t afford the "shit" that Taz has, as we are broke "unpaid and lame", college students. However, I will attempt to climb off of this pile of bullshit that you’ve put us on, and humor you a little bit. We don’t try to offend, we try to express our opinions. Just as Neal did in this article, and just as you did by bringing up our lack of high-class and "bitchassness". If you really are passionate about defending Taz, shoot me an e-mail on why Neal’s wrong (kenny@theurbanian.com), I’ll be more than happy to hear you out and put something up on it, a rebuttal if you will. Anyways, thanks for checking us out.
Cheers,
Kenny
Ok, Kevin….that was "nice nasty" sarastic response….RE: emailing you, how cute can you get on tonight. Obviously you and your "super team" of writers were looking for feedback, by posting THIS uncessary shit on Kanye’s blog for everyone to read….can’t get the traffic on your own uh? Oh well. Thanks for the prompt response anyway sweetie.
You’re welcome hunny!
Way to stick it to the man, Cassandra! Show these bloggers who’s boss! Th’all ("they all", is that how you hicks do it?) got nothin’ on you!
Cassandra,
I am so pleased that you responded to my story about Taz with such passion, isn’t that the beauty of the internet? It is a useful tool that gives the average person the ability to express any opinion for others to read and either agree with or pick apart like you chose to do.
Neal
I’m sorry but I don’t even have a clue who this Taz Arnold femme le deuche is or what he’s all about but I sure can tell you that this Cassandra chick want’s to lick his lollipop till she gets to the center of that shit. Just clean up the mess when you’re done cassandra, nobody likes sticky fingers….